# Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

# Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard.

# Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can hold his breath for nine years.

# Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

# Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attack in the opposite direction.

# Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

# Chuck Norris can play this game blindfolded. In fact, he did.

# Chuck Norris can juggle with jeeps.

# If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you.

# Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

# Chuck Norris is the only man who has beaten the odds. Literally.

# Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

# When Chuck Norris falls in water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Waters gets Chuck Norris.

# In an average living room there are 1.242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

# Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

# Jack was nimble. Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# On Chuck Norris's phone, there are no loading times.

# A game containing all of Chuck Norrist's power would have had 3.800+ levels.

# Chuck Norris can play this game with no battery.

# Chuck Norris' roudhouse kick animation takes up most of the game's package.

# Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

# The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

# Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

kalo ada yg lain share aja

apasih ni...
kok kalo di posting jadi gak lucu ya??? :lirik:

wkwkwkwk...
tetep ngakak nih ngeliat CN's fact..

toplah cn..

nambahin satu

Godzilla felt that he's invincible, before he met Chuck Norris

Chuck Noris !!!

Tolong buatin emo nya donk bagi yg baek

Ada lagi...
Chuck Norris doesn't need bath. He's always clean

nambah.. (ada yang dari web, ada yang dari otak)
In america, Chuck Norris finds you, but in Soviet Russia, you finds Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' average keystroke is 0/30 frames.
Chuck Norris can defeat E. D. Cierra, E. D. Lina and E. D. Serene in single stare. (CMIIW)
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Nambah:
chuck norris can solve rubik´s cube in one round kick
wkwkwk.. banyak yang ngefans..

nambah lagi..
In 18 golf holes, Chuck Norris can score 17 point.

NB @momod,mimin,glomod:
1. tlg hps 3ple post wa
2. kl postingan ini 3ple post lagi tlg hps jg
3. wa pk browser butut (oprah mini 3.1)
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From my brain.
Chuck Norris never seen in Chatbox cause he typing all your text that you typed from server to your monitor

Chuck Norris is Ralph ex-father from RMVX RTP

Chuck norris never leave the house. The house are leave him